Crazy

Today was terrible. Audrey cried and cried and would not sleep. Ellie pooped down her leg while she was in the exersaucer and I didn't notice it until she smeared it all over the bottom with her feet. Tate put super glue in his mouth. I had a tube that would not open and he was messing with it and managed to get the back open. He immediately put it in his mouth!  Most of it turned clumpy when it hit his spit but there was some stuck to his lip and teeth.  Brett gave Audrey red Tylenol and suddenly asked for help. I looked at Audrey and she had a pool of red liquid coming out of her mouth. I asked what happened and Brett said that he cut her. I started crying. Not his best joke!!!